No One On the Corner Got Swagga Like Us

            It's that time again! Intramural co-rec basketball is in full swing. The Geoducks are locked and loaded with talent this year. We played our first game last Monday against the Vietnamese Student Association. The result? A whopping 51-11 victory. With 15 minutes remaining in the first half, the Geoducks were only up 11-7. From there, the Geoducks went on a 34-0 run that stretched until the 15 minute mark of the second half. At the 13 minute mark, we hit the 40 point mercy rule and the game was over. Now you may be asking, "Who all is on the Geoducks?" or "What is a geoduck?" Good Question!
            The geoduck is a mollusk native to the Pacific Northwest. The geoduck (pronounced "GOO-ee-duck") is the largest burrowing clam in the world, weighing in at anywhere from one to three pounds at maturity. The appearance of geoduck's large, protruding siphon has led to the belief that the geoduck has the properties of an aphrodisiac. The geoduck has a life expectancy of up to 150 years with the oldest recorded at 163 years. Not to mention it also has a strong desire to dominate.

Here is a rundown of everyone that is on our roster (Pictured below):

1) Angela "Wild Card" Estrada (Not pictured unfortunately)
2) Kristin "Never Missin" Amerson (Not pictured unfortunately)
3) Rosa "La Luchadora" Ortiz (Far left standing)
4) Chasten "Ace" Fregia (Red shorts kneeling)
5) Sarah "The muscle" Kidd (Strength shirt standing)
6) Sara "Can't be Stopped" Stout (Far left kneeling)
7) Richard "Big Rich" Jones (The only one that looks like he played college football)
8) Matt "Birdman" Langhoff (The tallest one)
9) Hadden "The Fox" Phillips (Far right, posing)
10) Brent "Archangel" Daugherty (The bearded one)

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