This is not for the weak of heart. This is a blog that is filled to the brim with testosterone and topped off with a healthy dose of manliness.This blog will be updated from Space City, located a mere two blocks where the air reeks of meth and homeless people are on almost every corner. Read at your own risk..
Monday, July 4, 2011
Freedom, Liberty, and Blogging
What's more patriotic than patriotic Pop-Tarts?
July 4, 2011, a date which will live in infamy. My fellow Americans, I have engaged in a war..a war for freedom..a war for justice..a war for liberty. There is a blogger out there whose name will not be mentioned. She uses pictures, videos, and a silly voice. Since I believe in the idea of literacy in America, I use words. Worse, this blogger is from Hodessa! If I lose this war, I must concede my truck to this girl for five minutes as she drives it around a parking lot. Please do not let my poor Sandy fall under the tyrannical reign of this dictator. As incentives, I shall be posting a blog every day this week. This is just another benefit of living in the great U.S. of A. Here is how we achieve victory: tell all your friends about this blog, read this blog every day, comment on this blog to boost my confidence, and pray, for we are a God fearing people. The goal is to get as many views as possible. You can help make this happen! As you take a break from eating your ribs, brats, or any other type of bbq you may or may not be having this 4th of July, take time to read this blog. Do your duty as an American. A great man once said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country!" I appreciate each and every one of you. Until tomorrow, GOD BLESS AMERICA! and this blog... LET INDEPENDENCE WEEK BEGIN!!
The most inspirational speech you will ever hear (The Hodessa blogger is the embodiment of the Soviets)
Brent...this is perhaps on the most inspiring things I've read of late. So here you go, a comment for you and your blog. And I hardly ever leave comments on anything, as well know. Plus I'm digging the epic background picture of your blog, makes me miss Alex, Aaron+Julia, and Heath so very much...
Brent...this is perhaps on the most inspiring things I've read of late. So here you go, a comment for you and your blog. And I hardly ever leave comments on anything, as well know. Plus I'm digging the epic background picture of your blog, makes me miss Alex, Aaron+Julia, and Heath so very much...
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